I must interrupt our regular programming to bring you the latest on the Boy Who Lived. I resisted the urge to yap about the iPhone, but this can't wait. The New York Times has already reviewed the book that's supposed to be under wraps. It reveals that no less than 6 characters die. But whom? Below, my predictions.
The Harry Potter Death Pool
Severus Snape - Harry may ache to do this himself.
Lucius Malfoy - I hope.
Arthur Weasley - Some of the good people have to die too. If it might not be the main characters themselves, strike for loved ones.
Neville Longbottom
Tonks
Hagrid
Should Voldemort count if I believe he will be reduced again to whatever he was before he came back the first time?
We now return to your scheduled program already in progress.
Edit: After Googling Lucius for spelling purposes, I read the Wikipedia entry on him which was updated this morning.
"Malfoy himself, still imprisoned, is not harmed; his family, however, are less fortunate. Voldemort recruits Malfoy's son Draco with orders to murder Dumbledore, threatening to kill the boy and his mother, Narcissa, if he does not.
Does this reminder mean Voldemort kept his word and Draco and Mommy are gone?
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